When reality isn't good enough…

…there’s always augmented reality:

Augmented reality: Headgear is an issue. Photo: CC/Régis Gaidot

Augmented reality: Headgear is an issue. Photo: CC/Régis Gaidot

There’s another dimension present, everywhere we go, that a growing number of technologists are working to uncover. These people aren’t talking about theoretical physics or a magical world of fairies and gnomes – they’re talking about information that could offer more context to traditionally physical lived experience. Augmented Reality (AR) is the phrase being used and this practice of making layers of data available on top of real world experiences could be a big one soon.

via Augmented Reality: Here’s Our Wishlist of Apps, What’s On Yours?.

Actually, there may be another dimension present, but that isn’t what the technologists are uncovering. Rather, they are helping to impose someone else’s messages onto what we experience through our eyes and ears.

New orifices satisfy urges, virtually

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but the Modern Man needs to get his rocks off now.

A new wave of prototypes and gadget concepts is about to make virtual sex more realistic for those who can’t handle the real thing, or whose imaginations — deadening by years of internet porn exposure — are running dry.

An example:

The KissPhone is designed for remote kissing. It has a mouth which you kiss – it subsequently measures the pressure, percussion speed, temperature, and sucking force of your mouth, transmits those same parameters to the remote user’s Kissphone where it recreates your kiss for your teleparamour.

via The KissPhone for remote kissing.

The devices are part of the niche technology called teledildonics, a hellish marriage (straight out of a David Cronenberg flick) of sex toys and wireless internet connections.

Try not to look. Photo: CC/Pedja PUSELJA

The pushers of teledildonics, by the way, are easy to spot: Try looking for the busty gal with the “sex positive” blog, who favors t-shirts with clever, internet-savvy slogans.

You're never too old to be a cyborg

Cyborg candidate. Photo: CC/Julie Kertesz

Cyborg candidate. Photo: CC/Julie Kertesz

Great news for geezers: Docs in NYC recently concluded that even the elderly can benefit from cochlear implant surgery.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d be the first in line for this procedure, after seeing the frustration my older friends and relatives have experienced with hearing aids. (Already, at 41, I am certain I have left much of my own hearing behind at hundreds of clubs and heavy metal concerts. Whenever I drop my six-year-old, Maeve, at her grammar school “cafetorium,” the din makes it hard to hear even the person in front of me.)

But companies such as Cambridge Consultants are proposing that implant makers piggy-back wireless monitoring systems onto their products. That will effectively make anyone with a pacemaker or a cochlear implant a wireless, internet-connected entity–part of the “Internet of Things.”

The National Institute on Aging estimates that about one-third of Americans between ages 65 and 74 have hearing difficulty – and that number increases to 50 percent in people 85 and older. In about 10% of the elderly, the impairment is so severe that conventional hearing aids provide little benefit. The inability to communicate interferes greatly with daily living and can lead to cognitive impairment, personality changes, depression, reduced functional status and social isolation.

via NYU Langone Medical Center study shows that cochlear implant surgery is safe for the elderly.

Taser: Axon device "protects truth" (and "covers ass")

Update: My favorite feature on the Axon: its “Privacy Mode” switch, which automatically suspends recording during an arrest.

Because dashboard cameras catch only a part of the beat-down action, cops now use a new technology, from the makers of the not-so-less-than-lethal Taser: the Taser Axon. A cop wears the Axon over his ear, super soldier-style, while a device on his chest records the action, including all police radio calls. More on this to come.

On the street, law enforcement officers have seconds to make life-and-death decisions. In the courtroom, lawyers, administrators and jurors have years to analyze and second-guess those decisions. How do you protect the truth when officers have to defend their actions? The AXON (Autonomous eXtended On-Officer Network) by TASER. Only AXON protects the truth … because it provides a full-motion recording of exactly what the officer saw and heard, from the officer’s visual perspective. AXON offers audio-video recording of an incident from the point of view of the officer with pre-event video capture. AXON’s evidence-gathering capabilities can help streamline report documentation to maximize police-work efficiency.

The ghost in your machine

Your phone as a ghost-finding device

Cool… creepy. Ghostwire is an augmented reality game for for Nokia N-Gage phones. The game superimposes ghostly phenomena over your real world camera view.

I mention this game in an upcoming piece for the Globe, about AR tourism, in which computers superimpose our mobile phone’s camera views with hyperlinks and other internet-derived data.

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Parallelnormal patriot talk

Mark Baard on mind control and mad science in Boston….

Listen to me ramble and rant for an hour (at times, lucidly) with Mike Vail on the Intel Strike Report. I was on the show last night…

Click here for the archived show. Click here to download it to your mobile media player.

Mike is a cofounder of the five-month-old Oracle Broadcasting Network, which he says is getting excellent numbers.

Headsets getting some cachet

From my Boston Globe column last week: Smaller, better-looking video eyewear (for watching vids, checking in on your Second Life, etc.),

Headsets getting some cachet – The Boston Globe
By Mark Baard
May 12, 2008

digital eyewear
Digital eyewear is slowly becoming suitable for public viewing. In other words, headsets such as the Myvu Crystal are slim and colorful enough that they might be taken for a pair of over-the-top Gaultier frames instead of an assistive device.
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The ear buds hanging from the arms of the Crystal are a dead giveaway that something “smart” is going on behind those shades.

Like the original, less sexy looking Myvu models, the Crystal (about $300 at myvu.com, starting next week) creates a single image you can see inside the translucent lenses.

Invasion of the Baby Snatchers!

Where there is no threat, and no market, create one.

Got to start ‘em young. Now proud parents can tell their children how RFID kept them safe from evil.
Verichip is again boasting it is saving babies from the (incredibly small) threat posed by baby snatchers in hospitals, and from mom-baby mismatches.
Verichip is best known for its subcutaneous RFID transponder, which some suspect of causing cancer in laboratory animals.
But the Delray Beach-based company also owns Ottawa-based Xmark, whose Hugs RFID ankle bracelets are now being used in more than half of Ohio’s “birthing facilities.”
The Hugs ankle bracelet will make your newborn look more like a parolee then any dumb, printed tag ever could.
If the ankle bracelt loses contact with the baby’s skin, or the device tampered with, an alarm sounds. (Better warn grandpa, as he might be tempted to tickle the kid’s feet.) Alerts also go out to security personnel. Ditto for any perimeter violations, or unauthorized exits.
The Hugs system can also roll the CCTV cameras near a site where a violation has occurred.
The other major part of the Hugs system is an optional RFID-pairing wrist device for moms, called Kisses.
clipped from www.morerfid.com

If a newborn is removed from the ward, if the tag is lifted from the baby’s skin or if the ankle strap is compromised, the system immediately triggers an alarm, alerting hospital security to the situation.
Xmark infant protection systems also protect against mismatching events by affixing matching RFID tags to mother and child. If the mother is given the wrong child, the RFID tag detects the mismatch and activates an audible alarm.

New York Times: Let computers think for us

David Brooks (left) argues in his latest New York Times column that people should let cell phones, media players and personal computers do our thinking for us.

Such devices, Brooks says, tongue-in-cheek, can lighten our cognitive loads, by cultivating our media tastes for us.

Internet services such as Google can also fill the gaps in the memories of both the young and old, which have already been compromised by technology.

In the “The Outsourced Brain,” Brooks, tongue-in-cheek, describes a “romantic attachment” to his car’s Global Positioning System navigation device, which eliminates the need for him to remember directions.

Brooks is making a satirical cultural observation–that individuals are routinely tapping artificially intelligent agents and databases (such as the notoriously corrupt, and inaccurate, Wikipedia) to compensate for their memory lapses, even their lack of creativity.

So-called internet “music discovery services,” for example, suggest new songs for your library, based upon the contents of your computer hard drive. (I have written about some of these services in my Boston Globe column.)

Outsourcing our brains to the digital “external mind” could damage our original grey matter, which transhumanists clinically refer to as our “wetware,” some neuroscientists believe.

Brooks presents his piece as satire. But his advertising industry contacts clearly expect to benefit from the wetware-to-hardware migration.

Those contacts include brand managers for several mobile phone companies. Their aim: to turn consumers “brand fanatics”–people who are addicted to particular products and services. Continue reading

New York Times rehashes "we're all in a sim" story

No mention of connections to science and technology cult, Yale University

Back to the Future: Oxford University professor Nick Bostrum’s friends and Transhumanist cohorts, Natasha Vita-More and Max More, yuck it up with Star Trek star William Shatner. (Photo: Natasha Vita-More’s website.) Note: Vita-More (see her comments, below), states that I do not have her permission to use this image. I consider my use of the image “fair use” under the U.S. Copyright Act, however.

The New Times is continuing its drumbeat for Transhumanism, even where it fails to mention the science and technology cult by name.

Times science columnist John Tierney in an August 14 story (link and excerpt, below) suggests that we are already living in the Matrix.

This is exactly the same story the Times reported over four years ago.

But the Matrix idea (that we are all living in a computer simulation) may be more timely now, given the media hype surrounding virtual worlds such as Second Life.

The most striking thing about this story, however, is that Tierney fails to mention that his subject, Nick Bostrum, is the leader of the modern Transhumanist movement, which aims to replace traditional religions with a belief system based solely upon science and technology.

Bostrum, director of the Future of Humanity Institute at Oxford University, founded the World Transhumanist Association in 1998. He has also worked as a consultant to the CIA and the European Commission. Continue reading