For sale: Star Trek tablet PC

A red plastic, mock up of a PADD from Start Trek: Deep Space Nine is up for sale, via the folks at Beverly Hills-based Profiles in History. The type on the screen is a decal.

Still, it might be all yours, for about the price of an Apple iPad:

1485. Large Red Federation Starfleet PADD from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. (Paramount-TV, 1993-99) Red cast resin with decal graphics. On the view screen is a summary of the statement of principles of the “New Essentialists Movement.” Seen in the episode, “Let He Who is Without Sin,” being handled by Michael Dorn “Worf” and Terry Farrell “Jadzia Dax”. Measures 8 in. x 10 in. $400 – $600

via Large Red Federation Starfleet PADD from Star Trek Deep Space Nine – Hollywood Memorabilia Auction 40 – Profiles in History.

Star Trek prophecy fulfilled, centuries early

Thanks to the Secret Sun for alerting us to the news that — as anticipated by the interesting, if boring, Star Trek: The Motion Picture — Voyager 2 is still speaking.

Only this time, the craft is speaking to us Terrans, and in a strange language, which the craft acquired “out there.”

“Alien expert Hartwig Hausdorf said:’It seems almost as if someone had reprogrammed or hijacked the probe – thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth.’”

via Have aliens hijacked Voyager 2 spacecraft | The Daily Telegraph.

Gene Roddenberry's Trek vision: androgynous uniforms for all

Photo: ThinkGeek.com

ThinkGeek — in yet another funny, cheeky, product description (J. Peterman’s got nothing on these guys) — says that Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry wanted to see women and men wearing the same style of uniform.

But what what might be good for unit cohesion, might also be bad for ratings:

“The uniforms he originally envisioned for females looked exactly like the men’s uniforms, but were likely changed due to network pressure to something a bit more feminine. Despite the objectification, it worked – women could still be feminine, but maintain positions of authority and showed strength.”

via ThinkGeek :: Star Trek Original Series T-Shirt Dress.

Captain Kirk vs. Somali pirates

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I wonder if the captain engaged his captors in a distracting game of fizbin, before attempting his escape.

MANAMA, Bahrain (CNN) — Richard Phillips, the captain of a U.S.-flagged cargo ship, tried to escape from his captors Thursday night by jumping out of the lifeboat where he’s being held, a U.S. official said Friday.

via Captain tried to escape pirates, U.S. official says – CNN.com.

Now anyone can chill on the bridge

$200 for a bitty piece of wallpaper, but, oh man, I’m tempted.

I’ve been awfully keyed-up over the upcoming Star Trek film, hanging on every scene, in every TV spot.

I hope soon to interview Alan Watt, and other experts on Trek symbolism, to disabuse me of my obsession.

Star Trek Tos Bridge Only Lg Wall Mural is an Urban Collector pre-order. Ever wish you were aboard Captain Kirk’s Enterprise? Now you can with the Star Trek: Bridge Full Wall Mural! Printed on the revolutionary pre-pasted Surestrip material, this extra large, photoreal wall mural puts you in the center of the action, and the backing won’t damage the underlying wall. Measures 6 feet x 10 feet.

via Star Trek Tos Bridge Only Lg Wall Mural at Urban Collector.

ThinkGeek tribbles will give you no trouble

These furry, quivering, cooing, critters are a “must bring” for the opening of the new Trek movie in May.

Here’s a bit I wrote for the Boston Globe this week:

I’ve seen the trailer for J.J. Abrams’s upcoming “Star Trek” prequel about 30 times. I’ve picked through the high-definition video, checking the battle scenes against the starship-size reference charts in my office, and confirming that the license plate on the Kirk family car is from Iowa.

Sadly, I have seen no mention that Finnegan, Kirk’s tormentor at Star Fleet Academy, will be in the new movie. The original series’ famed tribbles, those cooing guinea pigs that love grain and hate Klingons, are rumored to be in the new “Star Trek” picture, however.

via Sharp images, not looks, in ‘cinema’ headset – The Boston Globe.

Gorn uniform on the block

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Profiles in History, the Hollywood auctioneers who sold Kirk’s comm chair to Paul Allen for a quarter-million, is putting up the original Gorn costume from Star Trek up for sale, along with several other notable sci-fi items, from Brando’s sparkly Superman outfit to flying saucer from Forbidden Planet.

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Sulu no longer solo (officially)

GeorgeTakei.comGeorge Takei and his partner of 21 years were finally able to make it official this week. But the newlyweds may find their good fortune undone in the fall. Anti-marriage activists (perversely calling themselves defenders of the institution) plan to arouse the masses against equality for gays and lesbians, with a ballot measure. — mb

George Takei: Licensed to Wed – E! Online
The Star Trek alum and longtime partner Brad Altman were among the first same-sex couples to obtain licenses in West Hollywood this morning.

“I think it’s a glorious California morning to make history,” the erstwhile Sulu said. “Congratulations to all of us: May equality live long and prosper.”

The 71-year-old actor and his 54-year-old partner have been together for 21 years. Takei said the couple will wed on Sept. 14.

"Kirk" calls for depopulation

If Man won’t do it, Nature will, William Shatner says.

(In the Star Trek episode “Mirror, Mirror,” Kirk meets a wicked Spock in a parallel universe. He dissuades his first officer from eradicating an uncooperative humanoid race. Image: StarTrek.com)

from Mark:

Star Trek star William Shatner said last week that the earth is striking back against humans with natural disasters.

“They [people] are pressed together, defecating into the ocean,” said Shatner, who played Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek. “The earth can’t take it.”

At one point in a long conversation with talk show host Glenn Beck, Shatner decried humankind’s penchant for reproduction. (See clip, and an excerpt from the transcript, below). It is a position he shares with his fellow transhumanist, Max More.

In a strange blurring of real and virtual reality, both Shatner and his Star Trek character are heroes to the transhumanists, who view the human body as limited, imperfect, and in need of artificial augmentation.

The transhumanists also want to bring about “a social order where responsible decisions can be implemented.”

Shatner, a vigorous 74-year-old (he also appears to have been “under the knife”), was on Beck’s show to flog his new autobiography, Up Till Now.

Note: I was a contributing editor to one issue of Glenn Beck’s magazine, Fusion. — mb

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Glenn Beck – Interviews – Shatner v. Glenn
Well, nature, nature eventually will take care of that problem like they did, like nature does with animals. We’re overgrazing. So when deer multiply, when the natural order of things is disturbed and predators are taken away, for example, the deer, they overpopulate, they eat too much of the food and they starve. And we’re going to — if we don’t curb — how do we stop the overpopulation? I guess it’s by education and saying you’ve got to have less children, you can’t have all the children you want anymore. There’s a difference in the world now. Or nature will take care of it.