A furious Flux Rostrum is pushing his wheezing green grease bus into Austin tonight.
Emblazoned with Flux’s Mobile Broadcast News, the hobbled bus is also proving to be a cop, and bee, magnet.
I don’t know what Flux’s current mission is all about, but I do hope it gets sorted out.
For all you green greasers out there, here is an excerpt of Flux’s latest post:
As I rolled around under the bus frantically trying to put tape on wet hose with one hand (because that’s all that would fit it the space) a trucker pulls up next to me hops out and leans down to warn me of the swarm of bees he saw behind my bus… I thanked him even though those bees and the ones I was laying on were all dead from the coolant that covered my entire body as well.
I cut an extra piece of hose and tried to cover the hole and protect the hose from the sharp metal it had been rubbing against for 25,000 miles. I called in for reinforcements from my Texas comrades, ideas for where i could limp the bus to for safety.. Thank you all, just knowing someone was helping me think it through was quite comforting. Also, Much thanks to Topher who I bugged ’til the wee hours last night trying to find a solution. You Topher, are my “real” favorite veggie mechanic; the title of this post however is a reference that that other guy will only get.

