Smart appliances will tell Google when you rise, and hit the shower

Now that we know Google — the search engine giant and revolving door operation for CIA analysts — has been spying on Wi-Fi laptop users, we can expect corporations and governments to next target so-called smart appliances: toasters, clock radios (such as this prototype, left) and dishwashers connected directly to the Internet.

Add these gadgets to the smart meters being promoted by the likes of the Boston-based “consumer group,” ConsumerUnited.com (actually, the organization lists utility companies as its “partners”), and you will find it impossible to flip a switch in your house without someone knowing about it.

Here’s a bit from my column this week, below the fold, about a Wi-Fi (and therefore, apparently, vulnerable) alarm clock that factors-in your commute time, and the time it takes you to shave and shower before work, to calculate when you wake up:

“The Dynamically Programmable Alarm Clock will not make getting out of bed easier. But it will do a better job than your current bedside gadget to make sure you’re on time for that meeting.

The DPAC (egaertner.com/dpac), as its developers at Northeastern University call it, connects to Google Calendar via Wi-Fi. It then grabs your first task of the day as a starting point for its calculations.”

Note: Special thanks to Alan Watt (and his Cutting Through the Matrix listeners) for sharing your thoughts about my research, here.

via Power up, with juice from the yard – The Boston Globe.

Google to reroute cyclists through cities

Lost. Photo: Ollie Crafoord/Flickr CC

Even cyclists, many of whom see themselves as the Apache of their city’s roadways, will soon be taking orders from Google.

A blogger at MIT’s Center for Future Media asks,

“Does this spell the end for DIY cycle mapping? Will having a major commercial bike map provider decrease people’s motivation to contribute their own routes or use potentially clunkier interfaces? Can we learn something here about the relationship between crowd-sourced, DIY public services and corporate takeovers?”

And I thought the whole point of cycling was doing your own thing, with the added thrill of risking head injury.

via cfd’s blog | Center for Future Civic Media.

Nuke it: Boston

2009-08-05_2018A suitcase bomb (other choices are available), flattens Boston in this fairly macabre Google Maps doodad.

Not that it’s particularly likely, but as long as nuclear bombs exist, there’s the chance – however slim – that one might go off somewhere near you. This little Google Maps overlay might be a bit morbid, but it’s also pretty fascinating. It shows you the heat, pressure and fallout spread of a range of different nuclear bombs detonating anywhere in the world. It’s particularly sobering to get a sense of the scale of the devastation caused by the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs in World War 2 – and then see how tiny those bombs are compared to the USSR’s enormous Tsar Bomba, the biggest nuke ever detonated.

via What would happen if your town got nuked?.

Greenwashing the rich: Larry Page edition

Perhaps Page's greenwashed home will offset the damage from his new fighter jet. (Or does the jet run on biodiesel?)The boys who founded Google are forever bullshitting the credulous mainstream media with tales of their “down-to-earth” lifestyle. Of course, their squabbling over an extravagant party jetliner, and acquisition of dirty-filthy-wasteful toys, such as this fighter plane (left), haven’t helped that image.

Still, Google co-founder Larry Page hopes we’ll eat-up this greenwashing story, about his $7+ million California home (excerpt and link, below).

Page lives in a historic home, with an assessed value of $7.2 million as of July 2008, on a cul-de-sac in one of the city’s nicest areas, just a block from fellow billionaire and Apple CEO Steve Jobs. It’s an old Palo Alto neighborhood that appreciates its privacy, but Page’s plans for an eco-friendly property have shone a spotlight on it.

via Google’s Larry Page building eco-friendly compound in Palo Alto – San Jose Mercury News.

Street justice for Google Street Views

A London motorist in this video (below) tailgates some poor sap driving a Google Street Views car, which has a 360-degree camera setup mounted on its roof.

In case you missed the original story, a group of Brits reportedly ran a Google Street Views car out of their neighborhood.

Sand circle baffles Google sightseers

Fascinatin’:

Saharan Stone Circle Mystery

Right in the middle of the Sahara desert, in the dunes of northern Niger, there’s a circle which is clearly not a natural formation. The circle itself is roughly 52 metres across, but if we zoom out a little, we can see eight other markings which mark the sides and corners of a huge square area, about 620 metres on each side. This French website claims that French soldiers created similar looking circles and markings elsewhere in the Sahara “at the beginning of the aviation era”, although the reason why is unclear. Although the one in the article has no coverage [...]

You can't trust Google Earth's prying eyes

Image: From Google Earth. CC/Mark Baard

Interesting examples here (link, excerpt from blog, below), of Google Earth images tweaked to protect government installations, mostly.

Those caught in the nude must fend for themselves, however.

Thanks to widespread coverage, many people are now familiar with the idea that “sensitive” areas of our planet are being hidden from view in the images that online mapping services display.

It’s also commonly understood that the images are usually altered by the company who originally took them (rather than Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, or any other buyer), allowing them to remain in line with their local laws and regulations.

Such areas include military installations, government buildings, and airports – but the point is usually simply to prevent people from viewing the exact details of the site, rather than attempting to deny their very existence.

Last year we saw some imagery in the Netherlands had been altered in a more dramatic way – drawing the ridicule of the Photoshop Disasters blog in the process – which in turn led to even wider recognition of the attempted cover up.

via The Mysterious Case of the Vanishing Airport – Google Sightseeing.

Kill your phone

Apple and Google aim to track users’ phones with GPS and W-Fi trangulation.

Photo: CC/husin.sani

Google’s new service, Latitude, lets people spy on each other, by tracking their target’ GPS receivers. Now Apple is rumored to be adding Wi-Fi triangulation to the Mac OS.

OS X Snow Leopard to get WiFi triangulation, more multitouch control? – SlashGear

Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard could introduce WiFi triangulation, used to estimate geographical location, in a crossover of the technology from the iPhone to the MacBook range. The system- which is part of the CoreLocation framework in the iPhone SDK – will presumably be used to give general location information to navigation software such as Google Maps, as the first-generation iPhone did to compensate for its lack of true GPS.